I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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