it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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