you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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