I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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