I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Randomize
