Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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