We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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