i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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