Midget sex pt 2 tonight
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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