its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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