do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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