and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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