i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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