I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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