Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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