Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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