so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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