? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
