It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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