Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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