I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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