The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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