you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I wish i was in the wii world.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Randomize
