Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
thus making me awesome and them whores
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
