I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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