Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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