The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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