What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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