just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
well you can't waste a boner
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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