You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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