i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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