Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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