A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Buhtt sex?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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