awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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