Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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