True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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