How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Enjoy the penises
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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