I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Say something about gay babies.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
