Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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