Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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