I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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