We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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