Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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