So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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