U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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