i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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