well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I am one with the molecules
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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