Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
