Whats the glycemic index on semen?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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