dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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