We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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