Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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