Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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