Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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