what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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