I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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